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Courtesy NOT a Threat

Courtesy NOT a Threat

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Dear Tenant...Are you kidding me right now? I just gave you a three day pay or quit notice and reminded you that you were on a month to month agreement as a THREAT, not a courtesy.

You have balls the size of watermelons to ask me (while you still have not paid rent) if you can sign a year lease extension. Care to guess what my answer will be???

 

#deartenant #landlordlife #wtf #ilovepropertymanangement #whereisyourrent #deartenantstories

Cholesterol & Broken Fingers

Cholesterol & Broken Fingers

Poop. Squeeze. Flush. Repeat.