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Poop. Squeeze. Flush. Repeat.

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Dear Tenant...Perhaps you are in need of a trip to the drugstore for some F-I-B-E-R. You need to refrain from calling saying that you can't use your toilet because it keeps stopping up. I can see on the plumbing invoice that it's your fault. Seriously. Maybe try the poop, squeeze it off, flush and repeat method. You're a grown person. Figure this out.

Courtesy NOT a Threat

Courtesy NOT a Threat

Dear Bird Carcasses

Dear Bird Carcasses