Cholesterol & Broken Fingers

Dear Tenant...Please have both your cholesterol and your finger checked ASAP. The grease stain (after only one year) that has accumulated on the ceiling from frying food is amazing. More amazing, however, is that your finger was not able to actually push the button on the fan above the stove to prevent it. I'm sure you will do well out in the real world. Congratulations on graduating last weekend. Go forth and conquer. May your cholesterol be low and your finger be able to push a button.