GET OUT, DEAR TENANT!
Dear Tenant...I realize that you think you can live in your apartment for free. It probably seemed like a good idea to not answer your phone, stop returning my texts and not answer your door when I showed up. Remember when you signed the rental agreement that said rent was due on the first? Well, I can appreciate that you paid rent through January. February came and went and you ignored my three day pay or quit notice. But after paying $1200 to the eviction lawyer and waiting the correct amount of time according to law, then showing up with the sheriff and a locksmith, I can officially say - GET OUT!
Signed,
A Landlord (wearing tenant butt kicking out boots)