Dear Bird Carcasses

Dear Tenant...I can guarantee you that if I come over there and find even ONE dead bird carcass in the backyard, I am going to come unglued on your ass. You are a grown woman. Please pick up after yourself. I don’t care if that means your stuff, figs OR dead birds. Clean it up - that's what you should do about it.

Signed, a Landlord who thinks since you are 55 you should be more responsible than you apparently are